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Thursday, 3 November 2016

AUDITORS SE PARESHAN, MERA BHARAT PHIR BHI MAHAN

A Brigadier of ISI, squealed with ecstasy when he saw the remarks of Indian auditors regarding disposal of old currency printing machinery in Dewas , Madhya Pradesh. " In order to prevent loss to the State, old/ worn out machines ,which have been replaced by new machinery , should be sold out as scrap after being dismantled". This Brigadier, tasked with printing of fake Indian currency and its subsequent circulation in the Indian market, activated all the moles of ISI. The moles were asked to buy the " SCRAP" from the Printing Press in MP. Once the scrap had been bought, it was transported to Pakistan, piece by piece, and carefully assembled. The Brigadier now had the complete wherewithal to produce 1000 Rupee notes of outstanding quality. So top grade was the printing that Indian banks failed to detect the fake currency. RBI caught on when it discovered more money in circulation than printed. RAW finally discovered the treachery of the auditors.

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