If Osama Bin Laden was killed by Indian Security Forces..

If Osama Bin Laden was killed by Indian Security Forces..  
Just imagine if  it happens in India.

Some brave outfit of our security forces locate the most wanted man in his
hide out near Connaught Place. Director of the force contacts National
Security Adviser who in turn located Cabinet Secretary. PM as usual directs
a junior minister in PMO to handle and commissions Kapil Sibal and
Chidambaram to defend the slow response. Meanwhile the striking force,
without waiting for the permission, makes the final attempt and kills the
dreaded man.

1. PM apologises to the Muslim community and orders an inquiry.

2. Teesta Setalwad files a petition in the Supreme Court calling for
institution of an SIT.

3. Justices Markendeya Katju and Sathasivam issue notice to the Director
of the security force.

4. The Court appoints an SIT and directly supervises the investigation.

5. The brave soldiers involved are suspended by the Government.

6. Sonia and Chidambaram express their deep regrets.

7. Compensation of one Rs.crore each is announced to the next of kin of
those killed.

8. Increased Reservation to Muslims announced in all India recruitments.

9. Kerala and West Bengal Assemblies pass resolutions against barbaric   killing of a secular leader.
10. CPM and left parties protest against the action and call for nationwide hartals.!!!!!!!!!
 
Ohers who  also expressed ...
Digvijay Singh-YOU KNOW HE ADDRESSED OBL AS " OSAMAJI "
Arundhiti Roy-- ???????????????????   
etc etc etc