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WHY THE ENGLISH WORE RED COATS? A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began  to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English  officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material  makes you  easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the  reason English officers wear red coats is that, if they are shot, the blood won't show,  and the men they are leading won't panic.. And that is why, from that day to this, all Pakistani Army  officers wear brown  pants..

Benefits of Exercising

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ..yet lives for 450 years.
AND
YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!

Who is the luckiest man in this Universe?

G. Aravindan (Husband of Kanimozhi)

WHY?

 214 Crores in the Bank..... and Wife in Jail...!!!

*Catholic Sardarji!!! *

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Sardar and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Sardar attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic." Sardar's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Sardar's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement!!!. There stood Sardar, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken and you were raised a lamb, but now you are a potato and tomato"..!!!! The Priest fainted............