DIDI AND HER LOOSE COMMENTS By LT. COL. NOEL ELLIS

(RETD) (03/XII/2016) Last night Army invaded the Republic of West Bengal without weapons & made it a part of India. 😅😅 There is photographic evidence of Indian Army using lethal weapons like clipboard, papers, pencils and pens 📝🖌🖍🖊🖋✒✏ Mamta Di's reactions in Kolkata are fanning lot of rumours across the Globe on the breakout of MAD COW DISEASE in Bengal !! It sometimes pains me to see when politicians who have no clue as to how the Armed forces work start making loose comments. The saying “little knowledge is dangerous” comes true in this case. Yes friends, I am referring to Ms Banerjee of West Bengal fame. Madam, if you have no clue of our systems, then kindly make an effort to find out about them. If you are so agitated by the demonetisation move, then fight it out fairly and squarely with whomsoever you have a grudge with. I am sure you got it right on your face when only very few of your loyalists supported your joint venture with honourable Mr Kejriwal. Well, it appears that may be people of Bengal are with you, but neither people of Delhi, nor the government in Delhi nor the people of India are with you on this. I hope you will henceforth concentrate on Bengal only rather than waste time in Delhi. You can keep agitating and opposing. India shall remain with our PM. Let me assure you Ms Mamta that the Army has no intentions to take over your Bengal. If we have to do it we shall take over the country, but we do not think that way. Our ethos is not what you may perceive. I remember once a news paper had shot its foot in its mouth when it alleged Gen VK who was then COAS, of construing a plot of a coup due to movement of a few paratroopers and some mechanised columns. Let me in the same breadth tell you madam that we rather take over Pakistan if not China if we really mean business, rather than waste our time getting into an argument with politician that too from Bengal. I hope you know that our Eastern Command is headquartered at your capital city. If that be so, then the complete movement and deployment of troops of all the North East is controlled under your nose and you do not have a whiff of it because it no where concerns you or your state. Let me add, Eastern fleet of the Navy is there too and you may be surrounded from the sea soon. Madam, Bengal is in trouble, both form land and sea. Thank God the air warriors are not revving up their engines. By the way the annual census of heavy vehicles is a perennial affair, held at different times in each and every state of the country. I hope madam you would consider it appropriate to help the armed forces, in case they are mobilised against our adversaries if the need arises. I hope you are aware of the plans of not only hiring of civil transport during war and peace but impressments of transport if needed for the country. I hope you may also be aware in case it is required, all private and government hospitals would be made use of if the causalities go beyond the handling capacity of our military or service hospitals. I hope you are aware that there is a plan to mobilise the railways in times of crisis for movement of troop and equipment across the country giving top most priority to such military special trains. Power (Engines) shall be diverted to move military personnel and rakes. Mail and express trains may be cancelled, rerouted, halted for military specials to pass. I am sure you as the railway minister would be privy to such plans. If not please ring up Mr Prabhu and find out, or else you may claim that various “Howrah mails” has been taken over by the army. I know that because there has been no military crisis in your state since long so you conveniently tend to sweep such things under the carpet. I wish such peace prevails in all states. I urge you to move to J&K for one month and see how transport is needed by the army and other central government services for their daily needs. By the way such exercises happen there too. Madam let me put you wise on one more issue. I hope you know what a “Mandi” is. The military personnel go and find out the flow of trucks in harvest and non harvest season, and also maintain a data as to what will be the availability of trucks at short notice once mobilised when the balloon goes up. I hope you understand what it means, and not when a balloon slips out of a child’s hands. We also count busses and other transport including trailers and their types, as they too may be needed during war. Please my dear didi, kindly do this exercise on your own and give all details to the army next year, without even they asking. Does the Bengal government have a crisis management plan if India is forced into a war? If not then make it today and work out these details dear lady. Let me add here dear CM that I hope you are also aware that in time of need the civil airports shall be converted into service airports. I hope you would have heard that jets are landing on roads in UP. Will you make Bengal roads also on the same lines? If not then prepare them accordingly, we may require them. I just hope you won’t blame the air force which flies over Bengal for an air attack on your government. I just hope when they practice firing, no bombs drop in your vicinity. You will ask for the Air Chief to resign the next day. I hope madam you would have seen the Air defence systems deployed during the Republic day celebrations in Delhi. Is it an attempt of a coup to take over the North block & South Block? Madam the 21 gun salute which is given to the Supreme Commander of the armed forces may also be the cause of your worry, as many a times you sit there in the audience. I hope the mechanised columns don’t perturb you as it may be construed as an armed assault on the President of India. I hope you know that the missiles displayed and paraded have enough range to knock your secretariat out in Kol sitting in Delhi, don’t blame the Modi government if one flies off inadvertently. What pained me most was your allegation that the Army people were sent to take over the toll booths as also the most demeaning comment that the personnel were extracting money from the drivers ('Most Disgraceful comment') Madam, I hope you will withdraw this comment, and apologise in front of the nation, that to set your personal agenda right you could use the shoulders of the people wearing Olive Greens. Will you hang your head in shame for once and say sorry to the army. Well, madam it is heights of your idiosyncrasy to have said it. If you apologise, our Armed forces have a big heart to forgive you and forget the issue. If you don’t, they shall still continue their dedicated service to the nation. Be rest assured Ms Banerjee, Bengal may not be in safe hands with you as in next elections you may not be there but India will always remain in the safest hands due to our Army. Thus, will you stop making any loose comments in future, I wonder!!!!!!!!!!